The Perfume Man

This is my Las Vegas story.

I am the perfume man,
the fragrance guy,
the lover of scented people.

I believe in artificial scents,
non-human smells,
eradicate all natural human pheromones.

Educate the public,
make them more hygienic,
have perfumed libraries, schools, work places.

Damn those with chemical sensitives,
won't bow to their tyranny,
refuse to be in public and smell like natural child, man, woman.

Yes, I'm the perfume man,
the fragrance guy,
the lover of scented people.

This is my Las Vegas story.